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暑假英语冲刺指南

看美剧不如学英语,翻译不如学英语,发刀不如学英语👏🏻

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大家好!我是大车,漫长的考试周终于过去了大家有没有想我?当然想了对不对我多可爱。


 


虽然我考完试了,但是——文还是没法更新——什么?不不不这跟510没关系了,毕竟一个破番外而已有什么好伤心的——由于暑假里的大车还有很多事情要干,估计没有心情翻译东西了,所以目前预测CT下次更新会是在九月中旬左右。


 


既然如此请大家也不要悲痛,度过漫长的暑假干点什么好呢?不如学英语!看翻译不如学英语;催文不如学英语;谈恋爱不如学英语;干什么都不如学英语。在此大车为大家简单整理了一份暑假英语冲刺指南。这份指南是大车亲身实践过的,效果拔群,立竿见影,药到病除。虽然只是粗浅的初级训练,但是一个疗程下来保证你四级600+,两个疗程下来六级600+,三个疗程下来你就性冷淡。


 


过去一年里我看的文自己也数不过来了,之所以这里只有这么一点是因为我扫过的文中脑洞雷人的、文笔辣眼睛的、小学生三观的也真是不少,保护大家是我的职责【误。放在这里的都是过去一年里我翻来覆去看了很多遍的,给我带来过很大的触动和帮助,希望同好也能一边享受一边练练英语。




文中标题和作者都是超链接,直接点进去即可!看到新的我会回来更新的!喜欢的小伙伴们求小红心⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄!!!做过题目有感想的欢迎勾搭┗|`O′|┛ 嗷~~ 




废话不多说了——


 


疗程1:中短篇 不温不火


 


Shootus Interruptusby winged_mammal(经典题型)


题型简介:性教育课的反例(E)


题目选读:


A gleam of red catches Shaw’s eye, and shepauses her movements to get a better look at her hand. “Oh for fuckssake,” shegrowls, and Root lifts her head in question at the hold up.


“What?”


Shaw raises her hand and wiggles her fingersin the air, her skin coated in lube mixed with oxidized blood. “You couldn’thave warned me this was coming around?”


备注:虽然我的老福特里有参考答案,但是还是请想学英语的孩子独立完成——


 


Overheard by winged_mammal(经典题型)


题型简介:每天都能气死一只新鲜的单身狗(T)


题目选读:


“Could you shut your mouth for a minutewhile we clear these guys out of here?” 


“You weren’t complaining about my mouth lastnight, Sameen.” 


“That’s because you were putting it to abetter use than giving away our position.” 


 


Four Times Root Kissed Shaw,and Twice She Didn't by bruisespristine


题型简介:粉扑扑的日记(T)


题目选读:


They stare at each other for what theMachine later tells her is four minutes and twelve seconds before Root dares tomove, leaning forward, pressing her lips against Shaw's. And this time, Shawdoesn't turn it violent, make it brutal.


 


Sleeping Togetherby bruisespristine


题型简介:在爸爸们旁边也敢不可描述(T)


题目选读:


The hacker twitches and makes a littlewhining noise, and Shaw rolls her eyes. It’s difficult to slide her arm underRoot’s pillow without waking her, but she’s used to it by now, and Root doesn’twake, still caught in the throes of whatever nightmare has decided to pick onher this evening.


 


And Baby Makes Threeby araxes


题型简介:科技,让生活更美好(T)


题目选读:


If someone had told Shaw that she would beone half of an expecting couple, she probably would have shot their kneecapsoff.


Then again, if someone had told Shaw thatshe would be married and would actually (technically) be the baby daddy, shewould’ve gone straight for the headshot.


 


the thing about rootby brightly_brightly(经典题型)


题型简介:跟二轴谈什么感情(M)


题目选读:


this is Root. Root's body, which, by proxyof Root's annoying mind hitching into some trail of unbroken code in your mind,is now something your body actually wants. your body doesn't seem to care aboutthe gender thing as much when it comes to Root. Root who just happens to havethese parts that you're learning to work with- that you want to work withbecause it will make her feel good. Root whose breathy, feminine sighs andgasps and moans will fill up your bedroom. Root who doesn't have a nice, loadedcock or washboard abs- who instead has a soft belly and thin arms and pale skinthat bruises easily. Root who, yes, ok, has a vagina, a delicate, pinkish,silky, completely foreign territory between her legs. Root whose breasts youwant to lick and kiss and whose whole body you want to learn (since when?).Root who completely dismantles you.


备注:虽然我的老福特里有参考答案,但是还是请想学英语的孩子独立完成——


 


i found a lover (we rollaround beneath these sheets) by justimpolite


题型简介:深扒电梯间背后不可告人的故事(E)


题目选读:


‘One day, Sameen. One day you may just findyourself wanting a cuddle buddy and I won’t be here,’ she says, fastening herbra.


‘Never say the words ‘cuddle’ or ‘buddy’ever again.’


 


The thing about cutting thered wire. by Worldclassbeauty


题型简介:关爱残疾,人人有责(G)


题目选读:


“But I don't need those colors to know thatyou have beautiful chocolate eyes, tanned skin, coffee colored hair and mostlywear black… So you see Sameen, for me, with my condition, you’re absolutelyperfect.” Root said giving her a drowsy smile.


 


everything and nothingby fuckinghellbruh


题型简介:不想哭的话推荐大家去做这位老师出的另一套题sociopathic heart (T)


题目选读:


Numb. It’s the first thing that registersto you after John shakes his head at you. You feel numb.


It’s like the dial for your emotions turnedway down until it hit zero.


And then you look back at him with a numbdetermination to finish all of this.


“We need to get to Finch.”


 


and the timing's never rightby atlantisairlock


题型简介:明日边缘之老婆你回来(T)


题目选读:


DAY 2. 


You wake up in safety for the very firsttime in a very, very long time - in your own bed, with Root lying beside you,some jazz tune playing softly on the bedside radio. For one brief second,everything feels safe, and you could be content, even happy, when she stirs andwakes and - 


and then you remember.


 


for solitude will also breakyou with its yearning by Kaslyna


题型简介:谁说肖根是唯一一对老司机(T)


题目选读:


Martine's almost amused by her reputationas Samaritan's most mysterious agent; if only they knew how much of an openbook she was with Kara, when Kara could barely speak two sentences to Martineabout herself when she was in a good mood.


 


A Something Before Dyingby seriousfic


题型简介:电梯招谁惹谁了(T)


题目选读:


“Oh, c’mon!” Martine cried. “How am Isupposed to explain this to Samaritan?”


 


The non-sixty-nining portion of the groupoffered her a collective shrug as their elevator ascended.


 


“At least let me know if she really didsquirt!?” she called after them.


 


distilled into differenceby gothamcitygays


题型简介:撒玛利亚人教我睡觉前叠好衣服(E)


题目选读:


Whiskey is neat. Gin is classic. Vodka ispure.


Tequila is messy. 


 


 


 


疗程2:中短篇 大悲大喜


 


Light it Up by Coragyps


题型简介:反正就是搞(E)


题目选读:


Root followed suit, rather more slowly. Shehad the palest skin that Shaw had ever seen. It seemed like there was miles ofit, smooth and white except for a few faint scars. She folded her blouse andthen shrugged out of the delicate bra she was wearing underneath. Small, highbreasts like dollops of cream. Shaw couldn’t wait to get her mouth on them.


备注:本题中第二小题略黑暗,慎做。


 


Fish Out Of Waterby ieatmyfingerprints(经典题型)


题型简介:这条咸鱼是你掉下来的吗?(M)


题目选读:


Root glides through the water, more fishthan man, colliding into Shaw and pulling her upwards. When they break thesurface Root kisses her hard, the smile on her face radiant and her faceflushed. Shaw finds herself at a complete lost for words, swallowing andgasping for air, a turmoil of emotions she didn’t know she possessed raginginside of her. But nothing ruins Root’s elation, and she doesn’t seem torealize Shaw’s conflict, her hands roving and her lips insistent.


备注:此题太美不得不做.


 


The Little Moments, OurMoments by BowieLover73


题型简介:且行且珍惜(T)


题目选读:


Shaw rolled her eyes. “Can’t say it’s beenat the forefront of my thoughts.” She said, shrugging once again.


“Of course not,” Root said as her eyes tookon a mischievous look. “That spot’s reserved for me.”


 


Wolves by Nesi23 


题型简介:又到了一年一度的交配季节(E)


题目选读:


Shaw’s not normally one for cuddlingstrangers, but when that stranger gives you the best orgasms of your life, youkinda don’t give a shit. The last thing she remembers before blacking out isRoot picking up her other hand to rest on her ass and kissing her lips gentlyand then she pulls back slightly to look Root in the eye.


 


“Yes sweetie?” Root sensing Shaw wants toask her something.


 


Shaw eyes narrow but they also lookpleading “Root, Please tell me you’re on birth control."


 


the devil will want you backby charizona(经典题型)


题型简介:谁说肖根是唯一一对老司机·二(E)


题目选读:


Kara holds her wrist up to Martine’s mouth.“Take mine,” she says softly, and Martine doesn’t hesitate to taste the bloodthat brought her into this life in the first place.


The vampire blood makes her dizzy witheuphoria, but she feels stronger by the second. She only needs about tenseconds of it and the ache in her chest is gone. She sinks into the cushions,runs her tongue across her teeth, and lets out a breath.


 


Hate the Player by bruisespristine(经典题型)


题型简介:看看别人怎么上·大学篇·上(E)


题目选读:


She picks up Root’s hand to drag her away,not a cozy, romantic handholding, but a practical one. As they start down thepath they hear John hiss, “See, girlfriend.” But when Root slants hereyes down at Shaw, the smaller woman just looks content. It’s the sameexpression she has when Bear has his head on her feet, or she’s just finished agood steak.


备注:请问你们为什么要欺负马婷婷


 


Death and the maiden by rdalvi 


题型简介:滥用职权弄个女朋友(T)


题目选读:


“Hi, I’m Root.” Root blurted out.


Death stopped and turned around.


“What’s your name?”


 


under cover of darkness by brightly_brightly


题型简介:看出题人知道风格系列·卧室中的花花世界(E)


题目选读:


Shaw winces as the cold metal makes contactwith her sensitive flesh, and Root pauses, waits for Shaw to adjust, beforeslowly rotating the little key on each one that tightens and tightens andtightens the vice around her nipples.


Shaw whines and lets out a string ofincoherent sounds, some of which might be "fuck, yeah, more" orsomething equivalent in German.


 


 


疗程3:中长篇 色即是空


 


connective tissue by brightly_brightly(经典题型)


题型简介:尘埃落定,羁绊才刚刚开始(E)


题目选读:


When this happens, you tend to roll youreyes, march over, and take her slender, pale hands in yours: you pull her upand into you, away from whatever dark void she's witnessing or projecting. Shealways comes easily, obediently, and lets you distract her however you see fit.


Sometimes you tease her, "hey Eeyore,where's my perky psycho today?"


Other times, you go sit beside her andyou're silent together. 


If anyone understands Root's silences, it'syou. 


备注:本篇的词汇量和文笔可谓圈内一巅峰,虽然我的老福特里有部分参考答案,但是还是请想学英语的孩子独立完成——


 


Caged Animals by BlondeQ 


题型简介:地铁站风云(E)


题目选读:


Then Shaw turned with that scalding glare,her lips pulling back from her teeth as she snarled and that iron hand wasimmediately at Root’s throat, fingers closing around Root’s windpipe… Rootcouldn’t deny that the jolt of electricity that shot through her body was apleasurable one. Her lips had parted and yes, she was smiling just the tiniestamount, and yes, she relished running her hand over Shaw’s forearm to herwrist, gently pressing that iron grip closer to her.


 


Love the Game by bruisespristine(经典题型)


题型简介:看看别人怎么上·大学篇·下(E)


题目选读:


It shouldn’t turn her on, to think ofpeople just outside the thin piece of wood while Root fucks her senseless, butit does, and Shaw is a pretty pragmatic person. She’s not gonna feelembarrassed if they’re caught, really. Well, maybe for a second, but it’s notlike her team don’t know who she is, so why not? This promises to be super hot,as does everything with Root. That girl can turn almost anything into a kinkygame that melts Shaw from the groin out. She’s never met anyone who has hernumber like this.


 


(以下两题非POI相关CP,来自美国漫画降世神通:科拉传奇。然而【doge脸】光是看文我已经入了两对之前从未见过的百合CP的坑,姑且可以当两篇美味的小说(肉文)看——)


 


Alpha's Forfeit by RaeDMagdon


题型简介:收服浪子教程(E)


题目选读:


She had imagined this moment so many timesshe'd lost count, but the reality left a gaping hole in her chest. One kissdidn't even start to make up for three years of loneliness. It was too angry,too fast, too hungry, and it wasn't nearly enough.


 


Bonds of Metal by RaeDMagdon,Revans_Mask


题型简介:脱了上衣女王就是你的人了(E)


题目选读:


She shuddered slightly as she realized thatKuvira looked almost the same as she had in the park. The moonlight falling onher face then had illuminated a cautious sense of hope, and it was still there,but no longer hidden behind a cloud of uncertainty.


 


 


 


——The End——


——BY 大车——


 



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